The Goats are Fainting!
Fainting Goat! Don’t let the name fool you! This Sativa cross of Golden Goat and Durban Poison packs an amazing active high! Perfect for getting out of the house for a day hike or spending it inside cleaning the house. Theres nothing you can’t get done on this strain! The Goats are fainting but you certainly won’t be!
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$8 Grams / $27 Eighths!
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Fainting Goat 101
Don’t let the name fool you – this bud won’t leave you passing out at the littlest action. Rather, it will leave you energized and motivated, ready to hit the streets or the books, depending on what you have on your to-do list. The Fainting Goat high starts with a subtle euphoric lift that hits you almost immediately after your first exhale. This happiness is building, in that it will continue to grow even after you finish toking with no ceiling in sight.
As this high continues, you’ll experience an increase in motivation, creativity, and focus that lasts throughout the duration of the high and can cause some anxiety if you’re not careful. In combination with its moderate THC level, these effects make Fainting Goat the perfect choice for treating conditions such as chronic pain, inflammation, fatigue, depression, and chronic stress. This bud has a sweet and spicy dank herbal flavor and an aroma of spicy herbs and earth to match. Fainting Goat buds have oversized grape-shaped forest green.
The Goats are Fainting, and you know where to find them!
6 years ago
“The Happiest High that I have ever had. Great balance between head and body. Perfect Hybrid. Sativa start to it, almost psychedelic then evens out. DO NOT DRIVE! “
“To be honest this strain is the closest feeling to being on MDMA like seriously. I was so happy on this strain that I studied , called family members I usually wouldn’t call and had endlessly beautiful conversations with friends. BTW IM A 8 year straight LA smoker. “
“The golden goat high is quite distinctive for me. It has three distinct phases: 1) the come-up, which is extremely energetic and creative – you will want to move around, talk to people, or get started on/complete a project you’re supposed to be doing 2) the peak, which is euphoria. It isn’t a sativa-like rush, more like a sudden realization that this amazing euphoric feeling has been building and you just feel real…”
“Very nice sativa. I say that because I don’t get the bouncies from it. It’s muted happiness, a calm reckoning of self and direction. I say burn this when you’re really having a shite day/week/month/year it will lift you up, dust you off, and send you back into the fight with a fresh perspective. I smoke to benefit ptsd and depression and would recommend this to anyone seeking a mood lift. Just burn and take a long wa…”
“Smells of mangoes, lemon, and pine. Has a sweet and fruity taste. Provides an energetic high with a non-couch-lock head to toe body buzz, resonates feelings of contentment, happiness, and creativity, and is very uplifting. Great for biking, walking, meditating, listening to music, and enjoying the outdoors. Relieves symptoms of depression, stress, and is great for pain.”
“Golden Goat is easily my favorite strain. It kicks in with a very heavy Sativa vibe that smoothes out into a very nice hybrid-style buzz. The high is very energetic, positive, and uplifting. Perfect for treating anxiety and for creative moments. As good as gold!”
“When I first fell in love with pot it was Sour D that brought me in. I thought there could be no better bud on earth than that, and before Sour D I was never all that interested in pot. Over the years I have found some strains that were to me slightly better. But nothing Compared to the goat. This strain is a powerhouse of anti nausea, anti pain, and anti depression/anxiety, while keeping me up better than coffee I u…”